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The Whisperer in the Darkness (Weird Tales, 1931)

Chapter 1Bear in mind closely that I did not see any actual visual horror at the end. To say that a mental shock was the cause of what I inferred - that last straw which sent me racing out of the...

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The Book (1938)

My memories are very confused. There is even much doubt as to where they begin; for at times I feel appalling vistas of years stretching behind me, while at other times it seems as if the present...

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You Are

You are the United States of AmericaYou think you are shit hot, but you are just actors from Hollywood. You are war mongering, a worlds policeman.. sticking your nose into other peoples problems. Yet...

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Gay Translator

I want a commitment.I'm sick of masturbation.Haven't I seen you before?Nice ass.I need you.My hand is tired.You're the only man I've ever cared about.You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.I'm a...

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Article 18

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange...

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Article 17

All Religious People Are Insane. Talking snakes? Walking on water? Talking bushes? Voices from the sky?.. its all hocus pocus and full of shit. At least.. if you are going to follow a belief, try and...

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If I Left... Would You Mind?

If i were to leave.. and never been heard of again.. not by anyone.. just, disappeared.. no sign.. no trace.. no explanation.. no reason.. maybe an internet search will tell you why.. maybe a...

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Gross

Gross Fast Food Ingredients 3 comments This is a summary of an article found at Mother Nature Network. There are some rather gross repulsive diarrhea inducing interesting ingredients used to make fast...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

As you all know, Chuck Norris is the manliest man that has ever lived. Here are some Chuck Norris Jokes: The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck...

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Avoid The Rapture

So I guess the rapture is supposed to be tomorrow. Sucks, cause now I'll never know who the new boss will be on the Office. But anyway, I guess I'll make this my last post: 8 Cheap Ways To Avoid The...

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April fools Jokes

April Fool’s Day is one of the best days of the year. On no other day are you “legally” allowed to play jokes and pranks on your friends, family and co-workers and have a built-in excuse. Some people...

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Man Rules

Man Rules and Etiquette 1 comments 1. Never under any circumstances should two men share an umbrella. 2. If a man has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no...

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How many More Shootings?

(CBS) -- The massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn., on Friday was another in a long list of mass shootings in the U.S. this year. Pictures: Mass shootings in 2012 Just three days...

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Article 9

"When i was hungry, he gave me food. When i was thirsty, he gave me drink. When i needed protection, he gave me shelter. When i needed warmth he gave me fire. When i wanted guidance, he showed me the...

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Article 8

Remember if the first 3 digits are: 890......MADE IN INDIA 690, 691, 692 ... then it is MADE IN CHINA 00 - 09 ... USA and CANADA 30 - 37 ... FRANCE 40 - 44 ... GERMANY 471 ........ Taiwan 45 or 49...

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Article 7

    Don't tell lies to impress, since you WILL be found out.    Don't ask too many personal questions in the beginning.    Don't give away your power, as that's a sure way to lose respect.    Check...

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Article 6

HOW TO MAKE SYMBOLS WITH KEYBOARD Alt + 0153..... ™... trademark symbol Alt + 0169.... ©.... copyright symbol Alt + 0174..... ®....registered ­ trademark symbol Alt + 0176 ...°......degree symbol Alt +...

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Article 5

Dear John Right, i take it that today isn't the day. lack of communication on your behalf is making my patients wear thin. Either you are serious about a relationship or you are taking me for a ride -...

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